Parables of Jesus: Sower/Soils Matthew 13: 1-23 A boy scout says to his scout leader,“Sir, is this snake poisonous?”The scout leader says, “No, that snake’s not poisonous atall.” So the boy picks up the snake which bites him, and the boy starts to spasm and foaming at the mouth as the other kids look on…

Matthew 28:1-10The new CEO of a company comes into work determined toturn things around. Trying to prove himself to his newemployees he looks around the office and sees a guy leaningagainst a wall doing nothing. He approaches the guy andasks him, “What do you think you’re doing?” The man replies, “I’m just killing time, waiting…

Luke 19:28-44 A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispersto his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watchwhile I prove it to you.”The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters inthe other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do youwant, son?” The boy…