Posts from August 2020

Miracles of Jesus: Jesus Feeds 5000

John 6:1-15 A carrot is hosting a party. The first to arrive is Carrot’s friend Apple, butaccompanying him is somebody Carrot does notknow. They look just like Apple, but green instead,and so, carrots says, “Hello Apple, who might yourfriend be?”. The new fellow replies, “Hello, I am also Apple,nice to meet you.” And so, after…

Miracles of Jesus: Healing at Bethesda

John 5:1-15 A fire started on some grassland near a farm. Thecounty fire department was called to put out thefire. The fire was more than the county firedepartment could handle. Someone suggested thata nearby volunteer bunch be called.Despite some doubt that the volunteer outfit wouldbe of any assistance, the call was made.The volunteers arrived in…

Miracles of Jesus: Official’s Son Healed

John 4:39-54 A man meets the best Bible salesman in the world.The salesman greets him, “Nuh, nuh, nuh, nice tomeet you.” The man asks him, “If you don’t mind me asking,what’s your secret?” The salesman replies, “It’s suh, suh, suh, simple. Ijuh, juh, just go to the duh, duh, duh, door and suh,say, ‘Duh, duh,…

Miracles of Jesus: Wedding at Cana

John 2:1-11 A woman goes to her lawyer and tells him, “I wantto divorce my husband.” The lawyer says, “Do you have any grounds?” She replies, “Yes, we have a few acres. But there’snothing valuable on it.” He says, “That’s not what I meant, do you have agrudge?” She replies, “Yes, that’s where I park…

Parables of Jesus: Vineyard Workers

Matthew 20:1-16 A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hoppingacross the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit,but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulledover to the side of the…