Posts from September 2020

I AM Statements: Bread of Life

John 6:26-58 A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On TheClean Floor… A police officer jumps into his squadcar and calls the station. “I have an interestingcase here,” he says. “A woman shot her husbandfor stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Haveyou arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet.The floor’s still wet.” Last…

Miracles of Jesus: Lazarus Raised

John 11:1-46 One afternoon a man came home from work to find totalmayhem in his house. His three children were outside, stillin their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty foodboxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. Thedoor of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door tothe house.Proceeding to the…

Miracles of Jesus: Blind man Healed

John 9:1-38 A man goes door-to-door selling vacuums and knocks on his first door. A big unkempt woman answers the door but before she can say anything he slips past her into the house. He immediately throws dog poop on the floor. She yells at him, “What are you doing?!” He tells her, “If this…

Miracles of Jesus: Walking on Water

John 6:16-21 A man named Marty called his son. “Harry I havenews to tell you, I know it’s going to upset you butI have made up my mind and there is nothing youcan do about it. I have decided to divorce yourmother.” “But dad how can that be “the son asked “you havebeen married for…