Posts from 2020 (Page 2)

Miracles of Jesus: Walking on Water

John 6:16-21 A man named Marty called his son. “Harry I havenews to tell you, I know it’s going to upset you butI have made up my mind and there is nothing youcan do about it. I have decided to divorce yourmother.” “But dad how can that be “the son asked “you havebeen married for…

Miracles of Jesus: Jesus Feeds 5000

John 6:1-15 A carrot is hosting a party. The first to arrive is Carrot’s friend Apple, butaccompanying him is somebody Carrot does notknow. They look just like Apple, but green instead,and so, carrots says, “Hello Apple, who might yourfriend be?”. The new fellow replies, “Hello, I am also Apple,nice to meet you.” And so, after…

Miracles of Jesus: Healing at Bethesda

John 5:1-15 A fire started on some grassland near a farm. Thecounty fire department was called to put out thefire. The fire was more than the county firedepartment could handle. Someone suggested thata nearby volunteer bunch be called.Despite some doubt that the volunteer outfit wouldbe of any assistance, the call was made.The volunteers arrived in…

Miracles of Jesus: Official’s Son Healed

John 4:39-54 A man meets the best Bible salesman in the world.The salesman greets him, “Nuh, nuh, nuh, nice tomeet you.” The man asks him, “If you don’t mind me asking,what’s your secret?” The salesman replies, “It’s suh, suh, suh, simple. Ijuh, juh, just go to the duh, duh, duh, door and suh,say, ‘Duh, duh,…

Miracles of Jesus: Wedding at Cana

John 2:1-11 A woman goes to her lawyer and tells him, “I wantto divorce my husband.” The lawyer says, “Do you have any grounds?” She replies, “Yes, we have a few acres. But there’snothing valuable on it.” He says, “That’s not what I meant, do you have agrudge?” She replies, “Yes, that’s where I park…

Parables of Jesus: Vineyard Workers

Matthew 20:1-16 A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hoppingacross the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit,but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulledover to the side of the…

Faith in Action

Faith in Action James 1-2 An old blacksmith realized he was going to have toretire soon, so he picked out a strong young man tobecome his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. “Don’t askme a lot of questions” he told the boy, “Just do whatever I tell you to do.” One day the…

Parables of Jesus: The Vineyard

Parables of Jesus: The Vineyard Mark 12:1-12 Three elderly men are sitting together anddiscussing what they want their family and friendsto say when they are lying in their casket at theirfuneral. The first man says “I want them to say I was agreat father and a great friend. I want them to sayI could always…

Parables of Jesus: 2 Prayers

Parables of Jesus: 2 Prayers Luke 18:9-14 A man goes to the supply store and buys 300 chicks. He tells the owner, “I’m going to start a chicken farm!” A couple of weeks later he returns and buys 300 more. The owner thinks it’s weird but doesn’t ask any questions. Another couple of weeks later…

Parables of Jesus: Lazarus & Rich Man

Parables of Jesus: Lazarus & Rich Man Luke 16:19-31 Two men, Tom and Joe, have loved baseball more than anything their entire lives. One day Tom says to Joe, “If you die before me, promise me you’ll come back and tell me if there is baseball in Heaven.” Joe agrees and makes Tom promise the…