I Corinthians 1:1-17 A mother and her son go to church and the son says “Mom, Ihave to go pee!”The mom says “You shouldn’t say that in church. From now onjust say you have to whisper.”The next week when the boy’s father takes him to church the boysays “Dad, I have to whisper.”The dad replies…

Joshua 23-24 A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’sappointment now. I’ll see you later.”After he left, his wife sat down on the couch and watchedtelevision. A news report came on that someone was drivingdown the interstate highway in the wrong direction .Knowing that that was the route he…

Joshua 22:1-34 A man goes swimming in the ocean but gets sucked out tosea. A boat passes by him and tells him to climb aboard buthe says “I have faith, God will save me.”The Coast Guard comes by with a rescue helicopter and tellshim to climb the ladder up, but he says “I have faith,…

Joshua 21:1-45 I asked my friend to explain to me what an acorn was.He said it’s an oak tree in a nutshell. A detective found a pocket watch at the train station, andasked his assistant, “what does this tell you?” The assistant inspected it carefully and said,“Well, based on the engraving and the fact that…