Sermons

Parables of Jesus: Wheat and Tares

Parables of Jesus: Wheat and Tares Matthew 13:24-30, 36-43 Every morning the Trids got up, ate breakfast, and marchedover the bridge to Tridville to work. One morning, a trollmoved in under the bridge. When the Trids tried to cross thebridge, the troll climbed up and kicked the Trids all the wayback to their homes. The…

Parables of Jesus: Sower/Soils

Parables of Jesus: Sower/Soils Matthew 13: 1-23 A boy scout says to his scout leader,“Sir, is this snake poisonous?”The scout leader says, “No, that snake’s not poisonous atall.” So the boy picks up the snake which bites him, and the boy starts to spasm and foaming at the mouth as the other kids look on…

Expecting Jesus – Easter 2020

Matthew 28:1-10The new CEO of a company comes into work determined toturn things around. Trying to prove himself to his newemployees he looks around the office and sees a guy leaningagainst a wall doing nothing. He approaches the guy andasks him, “What do you think you’re doing?” The man replies, “I’m just killing time, waiting…

PALM SUNDAY 2020

Luke 19:28-44 A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispersto his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watchwhile I prove it to you.”The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters inthe other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do youwant, son?” The boy…

RESPONDING TO JESUS

John 12:1-11, Matthew 26:6-13, Luke 7:37-39, Mark 14:3-9 Rupert and Elaine, a young couple, got marriedand went happily on their honeymoon.When they got back, Elaine immediately ‘phonedher mother and her mother obviously asked, ‘Howwas the honeymoon, dearest?’‘Oh, Ma,’ she replied, ‘the honeymoon waswonderful. So romantic…’ Then Elaine burst out crying. ‘But, Ma, as soon aswe…